All star weekend

You all know that I really like reading Bill Simmons on ESPN.com, and this article about the NBA all star game weekend, which Simmons call the Black Super Bowl, is great. If I was about three or four inches taller, I would go to this thing every year and tell the groupies I am a practice player for the Sonics. Maybe even the 12th man if she was really hot. How would they know? Great possibilities would come from that. Oh Well. The best part of the article is the last section titled “best random celebrity moment ever”. It reminds me why I am so glad that I am not married.